One of these is not like the other.
I guessss you could. Reeeally, though, darling. You're cute as a buttonnn.
I misread that soooo terribly.
where's entre? I can't find him!
How the hell should I know? He’s not my friend.
I don’t even have to open this gift to know it’s a damned can of corn.
.... are you a freeloader?
I like to think of it as making up for the times when people freeloaded off of me
You need some Thneedle soup
It’s thneedle thoup.
I can't tell if you're being sarcaaastic or just dense.
Can’t I be both?
Since things didn't go well for you as an entrepreneur, why don't you give being a rock star a go?
Hah hah hah… Are you even serious right now?
People don’t actually get money and fame through that, realistically.
You're so cuuute when you're sleeping, darling.
Woooow, you’re making it sound like you watch me when I’m sleeping.
Okay I’m DONE bugging you followers with these late night posts.